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How to get rid of my Dad's girlfriend?

now I know what you are going to say “ it is his life not yours keep out “ or “ give her a chance” but all I want I is pranks and evil schemes to get rid of her. I would not like schemes that are inculding nudity or wrongness if ya know what I mean nothung that will include peeing in a bottle and claiming it is apple juice (she already did that in year 10 bitc*) but please I am little and want my daddy back please answer me please!!! any evil or mean schemes would be much apprecitated

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Answer #1

Dear britt_rox123, I suggest you seek out counselling. If you want to go to such lengths to hurt someone you love then I do believe you may are having some problems. We usually don’t try to hurt our loved ones and I’m not sure this is what you really want. I think you probably really love your father and I can’t imagine you really want to hurt him. Ask to see a counsellor at your school and explain to them that you are having hurtful thoughts toward your dad. Sue…good luck

Answer #2

Well first of all if you have ever heard of Dawson Mcallister live! He can help you and if you can’t reach him on station 97.3 then get a counsler elsewhere. But maybe instead of those two maybe you should talk to your dad. Because if she is doing bad things to you then you really should. But if she isn’t it is probably jealousy that he is spending more time with her than you. But if that’s not why I have more suggestions. Email me at zacfan101 on here or soccerchef101@gmail.com

Answer #3

I would put Nair in her shampoo!, Scrub her toothbrush in the toilet like I do! Make sure to scrub hard. Mix her perfumes to make her smell really bad. Oh and make sure to treat her like crap when you dad isn’t around, and then when she complains like a little baby, you can act falsely accused and hopefully your dad will see that she is a psycho! Hope this helps. Sorry I’m 4 years late :/

Answer #4

I would put Nair in her shampoo!, Scrub her toothbrush in the toilet like I do! Make sure to scrub hard. Mix her perfumes to make her smell really bad. Oh and make sure to treat her like crap when you dad isn’t around, and then when she complains like a little baby, you can act falsely accused and hopefully your dad will see that she is a psycho! Hope this helps. Sorry I’m 4 years late :/

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