how do I get my dad to take me to chucke cheeses?

well I have no idea why the heck you would want to go to a cheap place that has some scheevy guy in a giant rat costume…

how old are you? lol just find someone who is 18 and have them take you.

Put it to him like this:

“Sit down dad… we have to talk. I received a bad report from the nurses station today… it doesn’t look good.” “My cheddar count is way down… the nurse suggested I might not have to worry about next semester’s finals… if I don’t get a casein infusion ‘stat!’

“I’m not sure what ‘stat’ means… but the nurse had an urgent look on her face.” She mentioned a reasonable facility not far from here… Chuck E Cheese’s. Apparently they have a good track record with this sort of thing.”

“I understand if it is asking too much… I know the $20 tab is harder to come by these days… and I never really thought I would live to see the 10th grade anyway… It’s not so much for me… as it is for you and mom… for your public standing. I am afraid your failing to procure such a seemingly easy remedy will not only leave you open to public scorn… but your mental condition as well… what will come of you when I have given up that final cheese free breath… and you still hear a loving daughters enfeebled voice whisper into the night… ‘Chuck E Cheese… Please!…Chuck E Cheese…”

Maybe youre too old..? why would you want to go to chuck-e cheese?