How can I dress more posuer?

iM Me toDAy bUt wHeN I WaKE uP IM GoNnA drEEs AnD wEaR makEuP ThaT iD neVer iN My Life Wear, LiStEn To MusIc I canT StAnD AnD teLL eVeryOnE Im emo

bloody hell ina your right.. it is hard lol you have a skilll lol

dont forget to wear your jeans back to front and have your arse hanging out of em

oh and dont forget your new religion, jedi… or summet just as lame, wicca

I think I do actually understand what ya sayin jeremy ;)

Post poetry and if people give negative comments say it’s just too deep for them and they’ll never understand the feeling raging inside of you.

1. First off you used punctuation -10 points
2. Made a coherent and easy to read list -10 points
3. Correct spelling and gramar for the most part -10 points
4. Spelling “Poser” correctly with the “u” -15 points
5. Forgettig to mention the need for an oversized wool sweater and scarf -5 points
6. Forgetting to say “Don’t Label Me” - 5 points
7. Forgetting the need to change your style to every new trend -15 points

Your currently only 30% POSER. You need to work harder to acheieve your goal.

You use far too much punctuation as well. Commas and periods are so out man. Duh! Oh, and make sure to ask about random masturbation techniques just so you can have an excuse to talk about your dick size, clearly indicating your little man syndrome.

Other than that, I agree with the others. I think you have the makings of being the coolest posuer and person in general. Not too much posing going on with my suggestion, but I think it will make you more valuable overall. You’ll thank me later.

Good luck xxxjermy_b_good_and_richxxx (I took the liberty of creating your new username…the missing e in jeremy was intentional).

Am I missing anything? I just wanna make sure that I have this style down. Thanks.

Don’t forget to add to your profile all the details about your clinically depressed and suicidal life, oh and that your wife is pregnant for the 5th time and that you still don’t know how.

AND REMEMBER TO WRITE IN CAPS ALL THE TIME, YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU GET AS MUCH ATTENTION AS YOU CAN AS WELL AS AS MANY ANSWERS AS YOU CAN. IT’S COOL MAN.

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ThaTs aLl I CaN ThiNk oF. LOL

Wow. Its dannng hard to type like that :S it took me ages. Is that a skill???

is this guy serious… ?

Oh are you actually serious?