How are dead baby jokes so gross yet so addicting at the same time?

Gosh… gross much? :S

@ what baby19942008 said ouch that had to hurt

ohhh thats not bust a gut funny but its chuckle chuckle its over funny tho and I dont understand the 1st 1!!

I hate them.

How are those addicting? Those are absolutely discusting…

what are sone of these “dead baby jokes”???

LAST ONE OS NOT A DEAD BABY JOKE! the baby turns dead at the end…your are forwarned

Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what’s happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below.

FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we’ll be able

      to catch you.

LADY: No…I can’t. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we’ll catch him. LADY: No, you’ll miss. I can’t leave my baby.

Jerry sees this and steps forward. “Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn.”

JERRY: Hey lady, I’m Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco

      49er's.  I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby
      down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living.

Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby.

Q: How do you stop a baby from looking up at you with that cute little baby face and gurgling happily with that little baby mouth and waving at you with those little baby fingers and little baby toes? A: Gouge its eyes out.

Did you know that it takes five babies to make just one bottle of baby oil?

Q: What’s red and lies in all four corners of the room? A: A baby that’s been playing with a chainsaw.

Q: What do you do with 4 dead babies and a sheet of glass? A: Make a coffee table.

Q : Whats white and bobs up and down in a baby’s cot ? A : A Paedophiles arse

For people who dont know dead baby jokes:

EX: Whats the difference between a Cadilac and 100 dead babies? I dont have a cadilac in my garage

Whats red and spins around in circles? A baby in a garbage disposal

its discusting how people can talk bout that kind of crap. its bullcrap how they can say those kind of jokes. I hope whoever says those kind of jokes, die so painfully.