How do I describe myself on my profile?

Talk about your personality and mix it with your looks like me for example would be:

A tall brunette who is always up for a good time, totally down to earth and always there for her friends.

However there is a craze in England for these kind of descriptions:

Parents called her: (your name) Fell from heaven: (Your birthday dd/mm/yyy) Which makes her: (Your age) She brushes: (Your hair colour) She sees through: (Your eye colour) She stands at: (Your height) She struts in: (Your shoe size) She sparkles in size: (Your dress size) She loves: (Whatever you love - family, chocolate etc) Always: (Whatever you describe yourself as) Treat me: (Usually say “with respect”)

Other ones could be: She drinks: (Type of drink) She smokes: (Cigarette brand) Or instead of she brushes - she straightens etc

Or think up some of your own!