Homemade masturbation

There are two things you could do and I do these things two you can cut a hole in a stuffed animal make shur it the size of your penis or you can by a grapfruit cut a hole in it like I said make shur its the right size and put it in the micro and put it in 4 about 30 seconds or a min take it out and masterbait away but dude get a girl I did all these before I got a girl

welll ummm this is hard BUT GET A F* girlfriend

I would say cute a hole in a teddy bear haha

your mom or sister… eww I was jk. go stick yourself in some jello

cut a hole in your mattress?