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He took out his chainsaw and burried me alive!!! Second part cont.

I went to my uncle bobs house and he got upset cus I told him to pass the mayo.. He took out a chainsaw that we got im for his birthday.( its quite a lovely chainsaw) he chopped of my brothers head and weiner then my dad too!!! Then he drove away in his lawn mowert because he cant afford a car … He was kinda creepy .. He burred me alive..I am writig this in my grave.. He burred me alive wit my laptopo(ps there is great reseption in my pink coffin)

Rest of my problem not in the other question:

He then went inside my house and called the jonas brothers fanline… He is their biggest fan!!! He then screamed like a teenage girl when he found out that they dont even listen to the messages! He hung up the cell and stopped his feet.. The house is not very stable so he fell throught the floor and into the basement… In the basement he saw a gaint vampire (from twilight the book he loves) wearing a cheata print thong! Instead of running away screaming for his life he thought” ohh thats one sexxiii vampire!!!” the vampire brought him to a motel 8 and …

When the vampire was done he brought my uncle to a grave and burried him wit a twilight book and cell…

Jkjkjkjk this is my story that I will give to my teacher for extra credit!! did you beliebe it what did you think!!!

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Answer #1

I want the laptop that gets receptioin in pink coffins that are burried under-ground about 10 ft,immagine the reception I would get in buy secret hole in my back yard, It’s around 20 ft. It’s awsome! seoriously I have one.

Answer #2

Well either way you have a great imagination, which is pretty cool. :)

Answer #3

just kidding im wud never give that to a teacher and my real writting is of much better quality.. that was just random wit my friends for fun!!!

Answer #4

Yhoo can get pink coffins?? :O WANT 1 lol funni!!

Answer #5

haha. thats soo funny. its seemss kinda believebale…lol. :)

Answer #6

I have a feeling I should be inquiring about the state of your mental health at this point…

Answer #7

lmao!!…:) are u in elementary school?

Answer #8

LOL that is sooo funny.

Answer #9

What a cute joke. And, great imagination!

Answer #10

Random much? lol very nice.

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