Funny phrases?

when it rains say santa clause is poaring skittels on the roof again!

my friend said this , I personlly think its lame:(

So did it hurt FALLING FROM HEAVEN

haha yeah I remember that one! haha love it! hehe

“oh you can help me find my nuts!” over the hedge “ thats what she said” I think the office Pick up lines: my lips are made of skittle want to taste the rainbow?! baby im like a rubix cub the more you play with me the harder I get so your a boy/girl

haha I don’t know there are many more pick up lines but they aren’t all so funny! I just love those ones! lol why do you want funny phrases anyways

I LOVE this one- it cna work out too (I tried lmao!0 man=”If I had to re-arrange teh alphabet, id put you and I together.. women-“well if I had to re-arrange teh alphabet, id put F and U!” haha get it??

how now brown cow

im trying to see things from your point of view but I cant stick my head that far up my hole.

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…

They’ve got a picture of her at the hospital - it saves using the stomach pump

I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t

Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.

everytime someone im talking about walks into a room or I have to change a conbersation quickly I use this

“ So I said to the guy I know rabbits live in holes , but thats just not natural”

and then I laugh