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Funny Or Rude
Rite im bored so have a giggle,.,and tell me if you think theese are Funny Or Rude??
Little Billy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.”
Little Billy replied, “My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.”
“Oh?“ replied the man. “
Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?”
“No” replied Little Billy, “he minded his own f*cking business!!”
Little Billy on… Philosophy
A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?”
She calls on little Billy.
He replies, “None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.”
The teacher replies, “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”
Then little Billy says, “I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?”
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, “Well, I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”
To which Little Billy replied, “The correct answer is ‘the one with the wedding ring on’, but I like your thinking.”
Little Billy on… Math
Little Billy returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
“Why?” asks his father.
“The teacher asked, ‘How much is 2x3?’ I said 6,” replied Billy.
“But that’s right!” says his dad.
“Yeah, but then she asked me, ‘How much is 3x2?’”
“What’s the f*cking difference? “ asks the father.
“That’s what I said!”
Little Billy on… English
Little Billy goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?”
Billy says “ Mas-tur-bate.”
Miss Rogers smiles and says, “Wow, little Billy, that’s a mouthful.”
Little Billy says, “No, Miss Rogers, you’re thinking of a bl*wjob.”
the second one I thought was funny, but the rest, not really. They’re not funny or rude.
yeah second one was best im a master in bigmouthing thats my name ahha but I think there all a bit disrespectfull but I looovee it!!
I like’em the second was the best :]
I thought they were really good actually (: made me laugh :D
I found them all funny especially the last one -lol =]
not bad lol
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