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What's something funny you have heard today?

Me and my friend were talking, and he was talking about how one time his gf went down on him and how it was the worst pain he has ever felt in his life.. I asked him why? He said ‘’Because… she has braces, and big, sharp teeth…. I swear they caught on once or twice…. every time she wants to, I get goosebumps’’ LMAO That made my day..

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Answer #1

i was in my band camp thing and we were talking about a dance we could do to one of the songs…. so this guy demonstrates the dance so everyone tried it and we all could do it…… except for the one black guy there…. then someone blurted out “your black…. your supposed to dance” and everyone started laughing…. it made my day…. i guess you had to be there lol

Answer #2

lol I hope the guy was laughing too. :)

Answer #3

yeah he was it really was hilarious,,

Answer #4

My boyfriend waking up this morning looking worse for wear, asked if he wanted something to eat and drink and he replied back “No, but thanks babe, I got the most splitting headache ever and my head is going to explode’. Hmmm, yeah cos you had way too much to drink last night…’nah, it’s not the alcohol, I think I’m getting the flu again” Oh, just had to “sigh, and roll eyes” and walk away.

Answer #5

hah blame it on the flu

Answer #6

my name is iris and my little niece calls me ieese. thats the way she pronounces it. My auntie said where’s ieese? and my niece pointed to her eyes. we were all crackin up.

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