Favorite qoute? Favorite saying? or even Favorite Joke?

Eagles may soar, but weasles don’t get sucked into jet engines :)

It is what it is…

“Everything’s okay in the end… and if it’s not okay, it’s not the end.”

“Sh!t happens, it just happens to me more often”

“Bestfriend is just another word for worst enemy”

You don’t just wake up one day and stop loving somebody

Don’t leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will always leave you for the one they love.

It always rains the hardest on the ones who most deserve the sun.

Darkness does not always equate to evil, just as light does not always bring good.

A friend will comfort you when he turns you down, a best friend you walk up to him and say, “Its because your gay isn’t it?”

Dont let what they say about you be true, kick their a$$ and prove them wrong.

I love you, as you love me so if you are unfaithful, I hate you.

Keep your friends close, your enimes closer.

Just because they stomp on you, doesn’t mean you have to let the dirt stain.

Yours in Eternity, (–)

“how can I bee so thristy when I drank so much last night” “I work hard so I can play harder! “the world is your lobster”

Joke: 10 electrician enter a house to change a light bulb. Then my mom says “I never heard this joke before?”