favorite pick up line

Did it hurt? When you fell from the sky.

My favorite is that of my hubby when we just met. In his very country accent: “I come a-courtin’” (he came to court me).

I hate pickup lines but

“baby if you were on the mcdonalds menu I would name you McGergous”

“your feet must hurt because u’ve been running through my mind all day”

“does your butt hurt?, because you look like you fell from hevan”

“if you were homework I’d do you every nite”

“you must be a parking ticket because you’ve got fine written all over you”

haha hope I helped?

do you work at subway? cause you just made me a foot-long.

thank god I brought my library card, cause im checkin you out!

do you wash your pants with windex? cause I can see myself in them.

and… in response to these pick-up lines, a girl should say:

hey, maybe you should buy a new fishing rod. your lines are getting old.

LOL! I love pickup lines!!! My fave!!: “I’m like a Rubik’s cube! The more you play with me, the harder I get” ROFLMAO!

I personally don’t like to hear any pick up line, they all sound really cheesy. There are some my friends and I like to laugh about afterwards though. “Did it hurt?” Uh, did what hurt? “When you fell from heaven.” gag

Do you have a girlfriend? (If they say no) Do you want one?

It’s like a joke but, it gets a smile, and it gets them interested right away.

is it you — or is it hot in here?

I’m here, so, what are your other two wishes?

I’m drunk, if I fall will you pick me up?

Or like I once said - would you like to build a life with me? (we had 3 children in 1 year),(I bought this house for us 40 years ago today)(she left me 25 years ago - breast cancer)(I still talk to her every day)

Lol probably “Can I read your T shirt in brail?” Lol…

hi ^^.. wusup? hehe… simple.. yet perfect

lol!! sorry for the lateeeness.. but I just herd this onee and its my fave.

“baby if you were my homework I’d do you on the table now.

this boy acctually said it to my friend in school! HEHEHEHEH :]

ahahaha!!! beachboy’s was FUNNY!! :D

“I lost my teddy bear… would you sleep with me tonight?”

OR

“if you where a door, I’d be slammin’ you all night!”

ahahaha… funny classic ones!