What is your most embarrassing moment?

I was on a flight from Detroit back to London. They gave us a choice of red or white wine but I chose both. The girl next to me asked if I liked it and offered to get the same as she didn’t drink. There I was with 4 bottles of wine which I drank and got totally sloshed!! as we were approaching Heathrow,I really needed the the loo and got up to go,only to be told that we were landing and I would have to wait!!! I was in a bad way! Shuffling in my seat,singing,crossing my legs,you name it but Finally the light came on to release the seatbelts and I flew to the toilet to find it was Occupied!!! ARRRGGHHH!!!… I was dancing like a mad Irishman until, I heard the lock turn. I scrambled past the Women and tried to close the door behind me but her skirt was tangled around my already untied belt…She was screaming uncontrollably and I just wanted a slash!!! Sod It, I done my biz with her skirt still attached and then calmly told her how sorry I was. I didn’t realise til Passport control a good hour later that I was completely soaked down the front and the looks I was getting werent because I was pissed but because I’d had…Anyway, If you ever listened to Kiss Fm, in 1993, That was me!

I was about 12. I have a mentally retarded cousin that is about my age. There was a big family get together at our house. Before they all came my dad had a talk with me and reminded me not to saying anything about my cousin not being smart, it wasn’t his fault he was retarded after all. I was playing with my cousin and it was going pretty well; he is pretty high functioning but he would make up things that couldn’t possibly be true then keep insisting that they were and he would want to keep playing the same game over and over again but he would cheat whenever he was loosing then insist that he didn’t. Over time he did get rather obnoxious and there was nobody else there our age so I was pretty much stuck with him. We were playing in the family room while all the aunts and uncles were playing cards and my cousin just keept needling me until I finally snapped, “act your age not your IQ!” I didn’t mean it the way it came out and as soon as it left my lips I knew I screwed up. The room became silent; my cousin sat motionless, my parents were both furious with me an my aunts and uncles all looked at me like they couldn’t believe I said that.