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I had an English final back in the 8th grade. I didn't really excel in English so naturally I wanted to get out of it. What you are about to read is the best excuse ever. :D
I am a shy kid, so talking my way out of it wasn't an option. Before my final started(last class of the day) I wrote down a few plans that might work. After scratching out nearly 12 of them in my notebook, I stared deeply into the one solution.
As my English class started, I sat there trying to act quickly upon my plan. My teacher asked if we had any questions, I raised my bloody hand and asked for a tissue. What had happened in those short 3 minutes? I'll tell you. :) While the teacher was looking away to grab the exams out of his desk, I grabbed the perfect opportunity to smash my face into my desk as hard as I could. All I can say is, I skipped my final and spent the rest of the day in the clinic. :D
Good times indeed.
I didnt study for my math final so i wrote a fake doctors note saying " Irene has been diagnosed with Phronemophobia, she is unable to take this test, thank you for understanding :)" obviously my teacher knew it was fake but she said it was the most clever excuse shes ever gotten so i didnt have to take my final & i got an A :]
Phronemophobia- fear of thinking :]
WOW!!! You must have been desperate!!
lol that's really funny.
lol, that is clever!!