Opinons on Absolut Vodka?

I was a heavy drinker way back when. So I probably have the most experience on this subject.

The ones who drink to get drunk are uncivilized barbarians. You are sucking the life out of America and loving it. Well done, fellas. Your drink is Vodka.

The ones who drink for the taste are the fairy “fcuks” who reside in the village and skip to work in the morning. Your drink is Strawberry Daiquiri.

The ones who drink for the fine enjoyment of tasting it and it makes them happy. Your drink is Olde English 40’s.

I, personally, have had some wicked times with alcohol. Vodka is great for getting smashed quick, but is by far the most evil drink short of whiskey. I’ve found that beer is a happy drink that gives you a cheerful feeling inside your stomach.

However, if your having a party, one way to satisfy the guys taste for hard liquor and the girls taste for fruity drinks all in one, is to get Smirnoff’s flavored vodkas. I recommend black cherry or lime. Great party choice.

Best beer brands –> Olde English, Miller, Coors, Sam Adams, Budweiser, Corona. We’ll have none of that light shhitt around here!