What is the difference between a newt, a gecko, and a salamander?

Answer #1

A Newt is an cold blooded and possibly sociopathic politician. A gecko is a cold blooded amphibian insurance salesman. Best I can tell salamanders are unemployed amphibians that spend most of their time eating and sleeping.

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