What is a crappy, funny, and completely useless superpower ?

Answer #1

Ability to grow ones nails. Able to teleport 10 feet away. Ability to control milk.

Answer #2

Well those are interesting, but I need to actually show it and have a costume for it. I have to improvise a little scene with it. Someone else is doing Leather Man I think.

Answer #3

The ability to make one aroused simply by touch (Misfits). The ability to look incredibly stupid (Everyone has that ability). The ability to draw the future (Heroes) Telekinesis (Heroes) Duplication (Temporal) - Just get someone who looks like you.

Answer #4

The power to make someone sneeze on command. That would be pretty useless…

Answer #5

haha last one works perfect for me.. i have an identical twin brother! xD

Answer #6

The ability to lick your elbow

Answer #7

What about… being a plant-person: You have barkskin and leaves instead of hair, you move incredibly slow, you hibernate in wintertime, you can drive roots into the soil and you can live on photosynthesis.

Or cameleoning: The ability to change the color of your skin and hair at will. (All rainbow hues available)

Answer #9

Maybe being able to communicate with plants or be able to do nothing other than wear a superhero suit with tights! :p

Answer #10

Ability to turn anything into cheese, the ultimate green thumb that isn’t really green at all.

:)

Answer #11

The second one can be pretty rad, the rest, meh

Answer #12

Glowing green=P like in Sky High

Answer #13

Also, a really crappy but funny superhero power could be involved with time but instead of actually traveling in time you can only teleport clothes on from that time.

Answer #14

I think all these are great ideas, seriously, but I might go with MuffinMan since I have so many of them. Anyways, any idea on how I should approach the costume?

Answer #15

The current White House ? :-)

Answer #16

CAPTAIN HAIR!!!!

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