Belated April Fools joke,, do you like it yes or no lol?

Defence Attorney:

Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:

I am 76 years old.

Defence Attorney:

Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:

There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,

when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defence Attorney:

Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:

No, but he sure was friendly.

Little Old Lady:

He started to rub my thigh.

Defence Attorney:

Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:

No, I didn’t stop him.

Defence Attorney:

Why not?

Little Old Lady:

It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 20 years ago.

Defence Attorney:

What happened next?

Little Old Lady:

He began to touch my breasts.

Defence Attorney:

Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:

No, I certainly did not!

Defence Attorney:

Whyever not?

Little Old Lady:

His touching made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good in years!

Defence Attorney:

What happened next?

Little Old Lady:

Well, I was feeling so ‘spicy’ that I just laid down and told him ‘Take me, young man.

Take me now!’

Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:

NOOO! He just yelled,’April Fool!’And that’s when I shot him, the little Prick!!!.