April fools day jokes

OK..This one really happened…

A group of people were sharing a bottle of drink - it was apple juice.

At one point the person drinking stopped and said “which way was the bottle going?” at which point they deliberately handed the bottle to the wrong person who switched it for a bottle that contained something that looked like apple juice - it was washing up liquid with an apple aroma.

The bottle was then passed the correct way round the group. The first person to drink the washing up liquid pretended to swallow and wiped their lips and then handed the bottle to the next person who took a long draught with all confidence and swallowed it down.

Well all hell broke loose…the victim was yelling, the person who was holding the washing up liquid in their mouth spat it out and laughed like a drain, and everyone else was rolling on the floor laughing their socks off.

The thing about washing up liquid is this: it cleans as well inside as it does outside - our friend was on the can for days !