After effects of Masturbation

I haven’t masturbated for a few weeks now and I haven’t had to use one once of self restraint. It’s like this huge burden has been lifted off my life and now I’m free to do all of the things I’ve always wanted to do. I quit masturbating by using one method that is actually very simple: I just lightly apply a layer of duct tape or scotch tape to my penis every few days and while the tape is on I have complete control over my sexual desires since the tape inhibits erections. The good thing about this method is that it is completely safe since you aren’t cutting off any blood circulation, the tape only prevents the penis from enlarging, and the tape isn’t toxic to your skin either.

I’ve noticed that some people aren’t very accepting of this method, but people accept other methods of solving health problems that actually have a much higher risk vs benefit ratio than this duct tape method. For instance the practice of stapling your stomach to curb your appetite is fairly accepted, but it’s an extremely risky thing to do especially if the patient over-eats and the staples rip out of your stomach. Plastic surgery is something done simply out of vanity and yet it is accepted in our society and even normal surgery for some health issues carries an unreasonable risk. And I’m not even going to go into all of the horrifying side effects of the prescription drugs people take.

So it’s up to you really. What’s a little rash from some duct tape compared to being a slave of sexual addiction for the rest of your life. I say it’s a no-brainer.