know any good insults/come backs

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Pardon me, but you’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

Don’t you need a license to be that ugly?

I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.

If you had another brain, it would be lonely.

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice.

Are your parents siblings?

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d had enough oxygen at birth?

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

Don’t you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

if someone says: are you getting smat-well obviously you’ve given up

I think I’ve just found the meaning of dumb without looking in the dictionary!

All of those were hi-lar-ious!!!ROTFL!!!OMG!!!LOL!!!

Oh & by the way there is more here

http://www.thejokeyard.com/good_insults/index.html

Thats where I got the ones above :)

ENJOY!