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What would you do if Jesus was outside you're house singing "Never Gonna Give you up"?

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Answer #1

I would freak out, call the cops, and tell them there was a stalker…or intruder outside my house. :/

Answer #2

I would tell him that song sucked and to sing “Free Bird”!

Answer #3

if i had one, i’d get out a videocamera

Answer #4

I would put the bong down and go to bed.

Answer #5

Hahaha! =D

Answer #6

lmao

Answer #7

go outside(packing of coarse) & start asking questions.

Answer #8

Invite him onto our TV show. For more than 10 years we have had a standing invite for him to appear. So far not even an R.S.V.P.

Answer #9

Then I will say. “That is a nice rendition of Free Bird..FOR A ZOMBIE!” Jesus is a Zombie.

Answer #10

LOL!!! :D that would be hilarious, but the chorus of this song is a very good description of how if feel God thinks of all of us. :) this comment made my day. :)

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