If horses could talk what do you think they would say?

Imagine if horses could talk what would they say… i’d like to think of something to do with a horse wanting to be a unicorn or having wings but can’t quite word it… what do you think?

Answer #1

Please get off of my back, stop kicking my sides, shove that ridin crop up your a$$ and let me run free.

K. Thanks.

Answer #2

They will say. “I hate horse flies!!!”

Answer #3

. “Hello, I’m Mr Ed.” ….. . “A horse is a horse, of course of course, and no-one can talk to a horse of course, that is of course, unless the horse, is the famous Mr ED.” .

Answer #4

???

Answer #5

get of your butt, and walk yourself to places you lazy douche

Answer #6

get of your butt, and walk yourself to places you lazy douche

Answer #7

I bet if they saw a female horse they like they would just be as rude and guys and try to get physical with that horse. Horses are known for this.

Answer #8

stop giving me sugaaaaaar look at my calorie rate ..no wonder i cannot run fast as usual :)

Answer #9

I love this!

Answer #10

F@CK JELLO!!

Answer #11

“Wilbur!!”

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