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Which joke is funniest?

Which one of these Jay Leno jokes, strikes you Funniest ? “It was so hot today I was sweating like a Chinese toy salesman.”

“It was so hot in North Carolina even John Edwards had a bad hair day.”

“This week, the government announced a new operation to crack down on the hiring of illegals here in Los Angeles. It’s called Operation-You’re -Going-To-Have-To-Cut-Your-Own-Lawn-and-Raise-Your-Own-Kids.”

“Another Democratic debate last [week]. I don’t want to say it did bad in the ratings, but it had so few viewers it was declared an NBC prime-time show.”

“Did you see that horrible rainstorm in New York City? The flooding was so bad Hillary Clinton had to switch from a pantsuit to a wetsuit.”

“Next week, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton will work a shift as a nurse at a Las Vegas hospital. And you thought your doctor’s hands were cold.”

“Rudy Giuliani and Mitt Romney say they will not participate in the Republican debate next month in Florida. John McCain said he will be there-if he can get a ride.”

“Elizabeth Edwards is speaking out again. She says the problem with her husband’s fundraising campaign is she can’t make him black, and she can’t make him a woman. That’s the same problem with Michael Jackson’s people.”

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Answer #1

‘Next week, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton will work a shift as a nurse at a Las Vegas hospital. And you thought your doctor’s hands were cold.’

I like that one.

Answer #2

The last one.

Answer #3

o yea larry the cable guy GIT-are-DONE

Answer #4

the third one but in my opion lary the cable guy is funnyer

Answer #5

None of them are my type to laugh at. I am into comedians like Dave C. , Chris Rock, & Cedric, Wayans Bros. (on their old show with john w )

Answer #6

i like Robbin williams political and global warming jokes better…’’ some rednecks in the middle of the country’’…’’Is it hot anuf fer you?…NO i like the sweat to roll down the crack of my a*s like Niagra !…’’

Answer #7

I like the one about hilary clinton changing into a wetsuit!!! LOL!!!