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What should you say in a dirty phone call?

Does anyone know what you should put in a dirty phone call to turn the ladies on? I think I’ve kinda got one but I’d like to have some public opinion…

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Answer #1

Here’s my one. Put on an ‘aroused’ voice then say: “When you walk through the door, I’m gonna pick you up and throw you down on the bed. Then I’m gonna undo the buttons of your blouse one by one. Then, when its fully open, I’m gonna rip it right off you. Then I’m gonna fell my way around your legs, stroke them, kiss them. Then my hands are going to wander up your legs to your skirt. They’re going right up. Then I’ll pull it down from the inside. Then I’ll move up, kissing you all the way until I reach your lips. I’ll try and find your tonsils with my tounge, then I’m going to tear of your undies with my teeth. I’m going to turn you over and explore your a*s with my hands and tounge, then the same for your breasts. Then I’ll lean right over you and slide, excruciatingly slowly into you. So slow that you’ll want to scream and grab me to pull me in faster. All you’ve gotta do is come home…”

Then do just that. Feel free to adjust or twist that in any way you want I don’t mind but feedback would be apreciated!

Answer #2

It would turn me on if a guy would tell me he wants to stick his dick in my wet pussy. I know it sound perverted but it gets me going… oh yea and sucking my nipples…I hope you have fun… and dont worry she will like it… hope I could help =))

Answer #3

My boyfriend always tells me in detail everything he wants to do to me and that is a big turn on for me

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