Telemarketers

Okay so if a telemarketer calls, what are some good things to say to them? One I know is to just start crying and telling them how bad your life is and such. Are there any better ones?

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Answer #1

you could tell them knock-knock jokes, and if they don’t cooperate give them step by step instructions on how to hear a knock-knock joke. be rude and call them different bird names if they don’t play along, like wood-pecker and yellow-bellied sap-sucker. or ask them what stupid questions like what color socks are you wearing? what kind of toothpaste do you use? do you clean your toaster on a regular basis? to every answer they give, make fun of them, like call them names such as wide mouth mason jar, sausage face and weird stuff like that. also I have really good ideas for those people who show up at your door trying to recruit you to their church.

Answer #2

yes there are, try to sell them something :) ask them how they feel about homosexuality ask them if they are happy with there family life if its a guy convince him its his try to talk them into a weight program act like a retard ask them how much 2 tickets cost find out what building he/she is in then google it and look on the satilight map then pick the ground veiw and start describing his/her workplace to them and tell um your watching!!!1

Answer #3

Ask them if you can have their home phone number, and can call them in the middle of their dinner.