Russell Faraday

We were blessed with new neighbours the other day. Unfortunately, one of them is named Russell Faraday, which was the evil Randall Flagg’s alias in some of Stephen King’s novels, along with Richard Fannin. Should I be worried? Also, Faraday is the surname of Tim Robbin’s character in ‘Arlington Road’, and he was a terrorist. Could my new neighbour be an evil terrorist, or am I adding 2 and 2 and getting 5 as my answer?

Answer #1

I was only joking, my apologies. I’m in a giddy mood. I have a lot of respect for Canadians. As a matter of fact, I’m going to Leonard Cohen in Dublin tomorrow, looking forward to that. And I’m a huge Neil Young fan.

Answer #2

I think you’re being a little paranoid.

Answer #3

That’s exactly what THEY want me to think.

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