Knock Knock, whose there, answer my question

What are some really funny jokes? Please no “your mom” jokes, I find them pretty annoying

Answer #1

Why did the skeleton cross the street?? To get to the body shop!!!

Why DIDNT the skeleton cross the street?? because he had no guts!!!

What do cows use to move out?? A Moo-ving truck!!! I’m fudgin HILARIOUS!!!:D

Answer #2

Knock Knock whoz there me me who me CRYSTAL!!! =D Hehehe that’s an original!!! lmao

Answer #3

What do you say say to someone that knocks on your door with two black eyes??? Nothing theyv’e already been told twice.

Answer #4

go to lol.com

Answer #5

What do you get when you… no, I got nothing. Someone else will, though. don’t worry :)

Answer #6

Ok, here’s a good knock knock joke.

You start it by saying “knock knock”.

Answer #7

watta you call a lazy baby kangroo?? A pouch potatoe!!! hahaha

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