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How to tell him I masturbate to him...?

I want to tell the guy I’m seeing that I think about him when I masturbate, but I need help with the phrasing… I’m not good at talking like that. How do I make it sound sultry, but still classy?

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Answer #1

tell him in these words “when im lonely in bed and your not their I pretend you are” and do this when your about to have sex and rub your self the way you do when your alone he will be hard so fast you wont have time to say anything else and unless hes an idiot he will attack you and your gonna scream lol

Answer #2

Question is, have you had sex with him?

If yes, then go ahead and tell him. “guess what I did last night when I was lonely…” And ask him to keep guessing…

If no, then dont tell him, clawjaw is correct. he will gain too much power over you.

Answer #3

you dont tell him…

masterbation is in the mind where we sleep with who we want and you never disclose to anyone you toss yourself off over them…

the spring will be gone in an instant ;)

do not tell him…

Answer #4

ok really when you tell a guy this, as long as you tell him and smile (suggestively) he will be happy to hear it, did it in person. you dont have to sound sexy, you do that when you actually masturbating and you want to tell him, like over the phone. dont over think it, guys are much more simple then women are. we are just happy to hear that you would even let us touch you let alone that you touch yourself while thinking about us!

Answer #5

bob sagget ‘s advice sounds reasonable.

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