How to make a fake penis and vagina?

Last night I was asking about if it would feel good to have a vacuum cleaner simulate a blowjob. It was a bad idea. I tried it and the fan from the motor cut my penis. I spent all night and morning in the ER getting stiches. Te wort part is that me Dad is a minister and he says that I am going straight to hell for fantasizing.

Answer #1

ohh stop being mean,,,

Answer #2

Natie that was very insensitive. What if he’s waiting for marriage and doesn’t want to get a young girl pregnant?

Answer #3

LOL get a girlfriend??

Answer #4

Damn Sounds like your really Lonley Go Get your Self A Damn Girlfriend

Answer #5

go get a disposable visa card and save up $120.00 and get a clone a willie and a flesh light.

Answer #6

The fan from the motor cut your penis ??? Sounds like a load of BS to me.

Answer #7

I have tried warm meat also

Answer #8

I tried it with a bootle and my penis got stuck!!!

Answer #9

If you are looking for better way to masterbate:

-The Numby - just sit on your hand until it goes numb - then masterbate with it - it should feel like someone else is doing it. -Use lotion or lube - you can also try tingling and warming lube for different sensatons. -Banana Peel - put some lube in it - and hump away. -Ziplock bag, put some lube in it - then put it in between 2 mattresses, hump away. -Melon - cut a hole big enough for your penis, heat the melon up, hump away.

Answer #10

y wud you want to do that?lol just watch porn of summin lol

Answer #11

HEY hEY!! Guys , girls, CONTROL IT. there are people in other parts of the world including me who dont get the opportunity to have a girl friend or have sex unless they get marrid. that means taking up responsibilies.If he is ready to support a family well and good other wise he has to wait untill he can.There are religious barriors and the country laws. these types of people really need a fake stuff to keep them selves running other wise if a male does not have sex or masterbates for a long time, they can get get pulvic cancer. I believe you know that.

Answer #12

sad mother fuc*er get a girlfriend and leave the poor vacuum cleaner alone.

people like you will never get laid.

Answer #13

Actually what happend is very true.

Answer #14

See my tutorial ,fake vagina’

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