How to hurt myself to stay home from the War?

I want to know a quick easy way to injur my knee so I dont have to go back to iraq?

Answer #1

you must be really desperate. you could do a recap of that movie misery and have someone take a sludge hammer to them:) that would definately do the trick. its going to hurt!

Answer #2

Slam it in a door land on your knees while jumping off of a bed (land on a hardwood floor)

Answer #3

oh wow.

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