Have you ever been to a chiropractor?

They have their place in the medical field but they also have their limitations. The chiropractor I go to will tell his patients up front, “usually if you don’t get better in 2 or 3 visits you probably won’t”.

LOL! That was funny!

*In the end you just trust them, you trust them, they could have their fingers in your nostrils, one foot in the back of your underpants, and they’re pushing your spine away with a broom.

Patient: “What… what’s this one all about?”

Chiropractor: “I have no idea… “

*slingshots patient

“Wherever he falls, there shall he be buried!”

Yes, and chiropractors are different from osteopaths, because of the spelling…

And they crack your bones, that’s all they do is crack your bones. They do take x-rays, but that doesn’t matter, because whatever the problem is:

looks at x-ray

You’ve got a bad back, I’m going to crack your bones

looks at x-ray

You’ve got diphtheria, I’m going to crack your bones

looks at x-ray

Your head’s come off, I’m going to crack your bones

looks at x-ray

…it looks like your mother, I’m going to crack your bones

(I’ll give an e-cookie to the first person who recognizes this schtick)

Yeah, I went to one a few years back after I was assaulted and had my back punched. I’ve heard some pretty bad horror stories from people who have been to chiropractors who actually made back problems worse. I heard of one case recently where a woman had to have surgery because of a chiropractic visit gone wrong! It pays to get some recommendations before you go to one for the first time, that’s for sure!

Eddie Izzard is the man!

Errr… or… the man dressed as a woman… I mean…

tee hee…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUwnkTnHrtI

I can honestly say though that I feel waayyy better after he cracks my bones! lol!