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Go to the bathroom a lot?

This may sound gross. but how do you crap a lot at once?

example: Get yourself some of that crap they make you drink before you have a colonoscopy. Suck it down, sit on the crapper, and crap, crap, crap.

Drink more water, and crap some more. Drink more water, and crap some more, still. Keep lots of water and reading material by the crapper–you’ll need it! Heck, set up your computer in there and settle in for the better part of a day!

If you’re like the average American who eats insufficient fruit and vegetables, you might have a good ten pounds of “spackle” wedged up there.

how can I do this without the crap they make you drink before you have a colonoscopy? tahnk you.

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Answer #1

I hope you dont have an eating disorder because crapping is one way kids think they can loose weight dont abuse laxitives if its a weight issue, this is not the right way to go about it crapping too much can f*ck up your bowels, and after a period of time theyll become looser, and when you need to go, you wont be able to hold it in, because those muscles are weak. so youll just crap everywere a lot of older people have this problem, its a horrible things to have, and its a horrible feeling to have dont do it, if its a weight loss thing, see a doctor and get your bmi (body mass index) correctly calculated for your height and age

Answer #2

eat pruns and take laxitive pills

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