What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

I need a good laugh because I’m bored :)

Answer #1

Chuck Norris doesn’t actually do push ups, he’s pushing the earth down.

Answer #2

When Chuck Norris walks into the water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. The water gets chucknorrised.

Answer #3

Chuck Norris had a acting role in starwars. He was The Force

Answer #4

Chuck Norris doesnt play.. He just wins

Answer #5

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