What's a good introduction sentence for this essay?

ONCE UPON A TIME there wasn’t me.

There was a girl with a name, an address, and even a row and a seat in my classroom. But inside there was nothing . . an emptiness, afraid that only I knew that I was not fitting in like I should, and so the person i was Trying so Hard to be, never really came into existence. I was only a dream.

And now, who am I? What have i become? Wow!, let me tell you … bla bla bla

Think of classic topic sentences. Like a statistic. Such as “1 in approximately 6 billion people are me.” And make people laugh by taking credit for my joke. Meany.

I don’t know you, so I don’t know what you’re about, but use something your interested in and let that be thematic. For example; Music has shaped my life. OR Basketball made me the person that I am.

How about a joke.

Telling us what the essay is about would help

Talk about how much you hat the topic

Dude… I bet I have you all beat.. Of course I’m holding all the sarcasm aside, to show I’m not being conceded of myself… Ill help you out man..