What is the funniest thing that ever happened to you?

Today was a pretty embarrassing day. so if anyone has a funny story that happened to them or something to make me feel better would be nice. haa.

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ANSWER #1 of 12

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One day, I went to a Chinese restaurant. I had this habit of watching peoples meals being served by sticking my head through the things the back of the chair. Once, I did this, but I got my head stuck. I pulled and pulled, but I couldn't get it out. My mum called over the waiter, and he tried to get it out. Still didn't work. Finally, he called over some other people, not waiters but they worked here. Each of them tried to get my head out, none of them succeeded. A lot of people were watching now. Then one of them sighed and said they would have to dismantle the chair. So they did. I think all of the people in the restaurant were watching then. I waited until they had dismantled it, then I hid my head in shame and walked back to the car with my parents. I had some bruising on my upper neck, and it hurt to move it for the next few days. That broke the habit for sure!
Ahhh.. memories of... not so good times.
:)
Britz


ANSWER #2 of 12

hmmm, probably during a show I jumped up on my amp that was directly infront of the drum set and it tipped over and knocked the entire drum set over and the drummer over the mini stage he was one
he got kinda hurt but nothing happened to me :)

it was funny though, everyone was laughing their butts off

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ANSWER #3 of 12

hmmm, probably during a show I jumped up on my amp that was directly infront of the drum set and it tipped over and knocked the entire drum set over and the drummer over the mini stage he was one
he got kinda hurt but nothing happened to me :)

it was funny though, everyone was laughing their butts off

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ANSWER #4 of 12

ok ... I was at a strippers night at a theatre (a naked man fest) and I had been having drinks before hand so I was a bit exitable. well this hottie came out to do his dance and I got sooo excited I jumped up out of my chair and yelled woohoo!!! I then went to sit down and landed on my arse. well everyone for 3 rows behind me thought it was freakn hillarius..all I got out of the evening besides some man eye candy was a sore arse.

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ANSWER #5 of 12

hahaha I slid across too while playing a solo and played the solo on my back...it was epic...
and I torn my pants while doing that...that wasn't epic lol

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ANSWER #6 of 12

Well, I had this pair of really tight jeans with a hole in the butt.. a little tiny hole, but I just looked so dang hot in them, I couldnt bring myself to throw them away. Of course, since they were sooo tight, I couldn't wear regular panties.. I had to wear thongs.. Well, we were having a bake sale at WAL MART and my teacher, who is a HUGE christian was there. Well, I got up to go hold the sign, and I walked half way across the daggum parking lot when I heard my friend yell my name and I turned around to look, and her and everyone else was DYING laughing... and she was like your pants!!! So of course.. you know how the story ends... everyone in my town got a nice big ole glimpse of my booty!!

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ANSWER #7 of 12

this didnt happen to me but we had a talent show at our school and there were these three guys who had this band (two guitars and a drummer) and the lead guitarist (who happens to be an a**hole) was trying to show and be all cool so he decided to do that thing where you fall on your knees and slid across stage while striking a certain chord but his guitar was plugged into an amp so when he slid his amp popped out right in the middle of his part. it was great.

(horrormusics just reminded me of that)

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ANSWER #8 of 12

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ANSWER #9 of 12

Well I managed to nail myself in the face with a vlley ball while picking it up.

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ANSWER #10 of 12

my friend accidentaly signed me into a mexican army...lol joke

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ANSWER #11 of 12

The funniest thing ever in my life, happened to someone else and I just observed it. I was 12 years old and my family went to the Royal Gorge in Colorado. There was a nice sized dear on the side of teh road, and several people had pulled over to take pictures of it (apparently pretty tame!).

Some young (stupid) father decided it would be a great idea to put his kid on the dear for a picture. So he did! Except, as soon as the kid was placed on the dear's back, the dear shot off like a bullet. I watched ...and as Ra as my witness... I SWEAR that kid levitated in the air for a full second before falling down onto his backside. I've never laughed harder than that in my entire life.

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ANSWER #12 of 12

well, again this didn't happen to me but I had the priviledge to watch this happen :) ok...so I was at my friends wedding and during the ceremony, the maid of honor sneezed. keep in mind that her dress was knee length. anyway, so she sneezed and due to the presure of her sneeze, blood when shooting out her nose like a paint sprayer all over the back of the brides gown and diarreah came flooding down her legs right out of her once beautiful dress. then she passed out right there on the grass landing in a conveinent position for everyone to see the exact loation of her diarreah exit... to top it off, she was not wearing her panties...ooppss...nice huh? beat that one!!! Just in case your worried, it was just a small case of heat stroke. she was fine after that :)


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