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What is a good gift for my girl?

I am looking for the perfect gift to give my girl that says “Hey I am sorry I called you my ex’s name during an intimate moment”? I really need a gift that also says, “Please give me a key to the new lock you had installed on the front door”, as well as, “I didn’t know she was your sister!”

I don’t think they make hallmark cards for any of these occasions. Help me find the perfect gift to get me my girl back.

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Answer #1

Give her a mushroom tattoo. That’s where you take you pecker and smack her across the face with it so it leaves the impression of a ushroom. She’ll love it.

Answer #2

The perfect gift to show that you are really sincerely sorry and willing to endure any kind of punishment for the rest of your life is a wedding riing..but if you are not serious then a fake wedding ring will more than tick her off

Answer #3

i think the gift you shoud give her is freedom. if my bf had done that, the lock on the door would be the least of his problems, he would be more worried about getting his dick out of the plug sockit

Answer #4

mr_smedheader i ment the sister bit, he did not know it was here sister come on if he had a key to the door b4 he must have been going out with her for a bit as for saying the wrong name iv done that myself

Answer #5

Perhaps if you show up wearing a wedding ring yourself (or pull one out right after you hand her the box) it’ll win her back.

Answer #6

100% screwed! that’s all I can say…

Answer #7

The stiuation is not completely screwed, but if you do not make a chance of winning her back then it will be 100% screwed, write her a card, send her a white rose, or some special flower, look her in the eyes and tell her that you are sorry, and do not expect to be able to be in her good graces right away, because girls hate being called a different girls name, I know by personal exp as well.

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