What are some funny pick up lines?

Ok so whats the strangest pick up line someone has said to you? MIne was while I was volunteering for the salvation army ring...

Lets hear your best pick up lines. =) 1 of my favs, do you have a keg in your pants? because id love 2 tap that... =P theres...

I've had a brain fart lately and cant come up with any good ones! So any ideas. These are 2 pick up girls, not guys***

Does anybody know any cheesy pick up lines?? And trust me I can handle the cheesiest!

would you perfer a model or a regular girl???

Theres this guy I like , well two and I dont know who to pick (if I was going to ask one out) One is sweet, nice, but kinda o...

So I just got back from vacation. And as pretty much all the guys at the beach, I spent almost 95% of the time checking out g...

When do you know that you've crossed that line between being really friendly and cheating? Like does it have to be actually k...

Ok, so I like some different guys; 6 guys to be exact. Now you probly think im a slut or something; well im not, im just conf...

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