What would you do if a panda came up to you and hugged you?

i would say, “Panda, why u so hungry all the time eating all the damn bamboo?” then we would have a long discussion on the mater and finally we would decide that i had no right to ask that question.

Answer #1

lol ok :) i would hug it back and say ah ur so cute…. you wnna come home with me?

Answer #2

nice.

Answer #3

If a panda cuddled me I would say, “you lovely little cuddly panda, you are so cute, come with me and I will give you all the bamboo you want”

Answer #4

I would hug back..

Answer #5

You’d say the same thing if I hugged you eh? ;P

Answer #6

lol hmmmm???

Answer #7

Haha I’ll come home with you I’m much more fun to chill with than a panda

Answer #8

lol probably not as hairy either…. well obviously O.o hehe

Answer #9

Be very afraid o.o

Answer #10

Scream & run away…

Answer #11

I would notify the authorities post haste. The incident of pedobear encounters is on the rise and am not taking any chances with my chastity in that hemisphere.

Answer #12

I would probably f-cking evaporate from all the cuteness.

Answer #13

ill take him home and gift it to my girl friend…… her name is mama panda :P

Answer #14

I would freak out those things are strong and eventhoug they are cute they are still animals with animal instinct

Answer #15

Yeah, Id probably freak out..

Answer #16

Baha I think I’d do the same

Answer #17

In reality, freak out. . In a story or something, I would take him home with me and name him Dumbledore.

Answer #18

lol why dumbledore? :D

Answer #19

I think the question is, why not?

Answer #20

Well, ok aha, prolly part of it is cause one of my cats name is Proffesor McGonagall, so you know. They could be a couple c:

Answer #21

Haha you’re too awesome xD

Answer #22

Lol mcgonagall and dumbledore, that’s nice:D

Answer #23

WARNING! pandas are bears too…

Answer #24

I would give it a huge hug back and make someone take pictures!

Answer #25

Hug

Answer #26

I have a big huge panda teddy bear that I’ve had since I was about 6. He was always too big for me to sleep with, even now. lol

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