Where can I make $500 in a week?

Work the street..I mean prostitution. Get your hands on as many illegal drugs and penis’s as possible and sell them for half price to ethiopians or samalians. Starve yourself to come up with more money by not spending it on food and as an added bonus, Nickie Richie and Paris Hilton will think you are hot. That’s hot. Ow i just burned myself. (Insert sneeze) <– Joe says that that works. Anyways,,the moolah thing. Sell crack and perform on the street doing majic tricks and sell hand grenades..Can you come up with those? If not call310-495-5412.

Some ideas:

Car wash Baby sitting Paper route Dog walking Grocery store Lemonade stand Paint House number on street curb House sitting City, County, State and other government-run Youth Programs Vacation and Tourism spots Hotels/Resorts Parks and recreational areas Swimming pools, golf courses and campground facilities Day and summer camps Amusement/Theme/Entertainment parks Museums, Zoos and Aquariums Airport concession firms Childcare and Eldercare providers Health care facilities Business services (including) Moving and packing companies Pool and spa companies Lawn care and other maintenance companies Construction companies Movie theaters Fast food and restaurant establishments Ice cream parlors, juice bars Clothing and accessory stores Newspaper / Magazine Distribution

Wish you the best !!