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How to become a vampire

The questiion explains it but all of you downers who dont believe why waste your time posting. Any advice is usually appreciated :)

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Answer #1

sleep all day in a pitch black room(Because if light touches you you will die) only go out at night in search of a new victim to quench your thirst for blood avoid garlicky foods transform into a bat for a quick escape you will need to purchase/make a coffin to sleep in

Answer #2

Seriously…

Has it really become so hard for young minds to be able to separate FANTASY from REALITY? I guess it depends on how much a person’s life sucks.

Answer #3

mostly all real vampires will say there is absolutely no way to be turned into a vampire. You are either born as one or you are not. but Kheprian vampires were supposedly turned into vampires in a process called “siring”. This is a very controversial subject within the vampire subculture/community, and one that real vampires get sick of hearing about. So, if you have any good sense at all, don’t go to the real vampire sites asking to be turned or sired. Most real vampires don’t believe it’s possible, and those that do believe and might be able to do it, are not going to do it anyway. I suggest waiting, maybe if you keep talking about your hopeful turning a real vampire will hear your cry and want to help (though it is very unlikely) talk to me if you want to hear more

Answer #4

LOL @ captain…

I always thought you had to KNOW one to be one?? Don’t vampires make other vampires?

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Answer #5

Just start calling yourself a vampire. There is no central authority handing out membership cards.

Answer #6

OMG. I ammm a vampire.

Answer #7

loool. I’m reallly trying not to but…loool

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