How much do evil minions get paid?
There are many different things you have to factor in. For example:
Intellegence
You have 50 evil minons going against one Good guy, yet they only attack him one at a time. You would obviously pay them less.
Gumption
You have 2 minons:
The first is eager to perform evil acts so shows up for work on time.
The second justifies being late because its evil.
Special Ability
The first has overcome the natural fear of fluffy bunnys.
The second screams in terror at the very sight of them.
Responsibility.
The first is smart enough to understand that failure is not an option and will quickly blame the first minon that he sees.
The second say I am sorry master it wont happen again. No minion that is worth his weight is dumb enough to see you as a forgiving master.
Then you also have to take into consideration that anything evil has a union behind it, and they will strike if their demands are not meet. Now you have bigger problems like health care, Bunny rabbit insurance, and a claim to recognition of all the evil works you have done.
The point is evil minons cost a lot of money so you should consider illegal minion immigrants. Why? They work much faster, and the fact that they are illegal makes them that much more evil.
I don't think they do get paid.
Does anybody actually know?
whats an evil minion
