How can I learn to fly?

Please give me some advise to fly because I’ve’e tried really hard about flying and still nothing. I tried jumping off a hill, that didn’t do it I’ve’e tried closing my eyes the jumping and that still didn’t do it?. I need to fly. How can I fly?.

That’s how Peter does it, with pixies, but I read they’re extinct around here so I can’t!

Not in an airplane, that’s dumb. That’s not flying for real, plus it’s way way expensive!

People can too fly I see them do it all the time! But no one will tell me how!

Well there are a couple of people that can fly. I am one of those people the only reason we don’t tell everyone else is because it was handed down to us generation by generation, my little sister could fly already and she is only 5 years old it took me ten years to master the human aeronautic technique. and also is not really flying its just gliding and floating only that we don’t need to be in high altitudes to fly we use the high jump technique which allows us to elevate the require 200 feet to begin gliding after that we could go as low as 1 feet on the ground and could elevate up to the stratosphere well if you want either one of us to teach you how to fly you must be willing to be honest and obey our rules and our commands .

A bunch of people… Like Christopher Walken!

well its easy I jus dont know how to do it but at the same time its hard I want to learn it I concentrate my energy and I have to be calm and relax in order to work I think I saw my own aura its whites and it I don’t know like surrounds your body thats your energy depends on your mood sometime but I want to learn ill learn from that guy if it really is true

go watch Peter Pan…it’s pretty insightful on the whole “flying” thing… or maybe you can go catch a pixie…I hear that they are pretty hard to find these days though…(giggles) :D

Just believe in yourself, ask santa, or jump of a building

In all of the movies. The hero learns to fly after they jump/ get pushed off a building.

Go to a carnival and ride extreme roller coasters! You feel like you are flying, I promise!

drugs+roof+fake wings and your imagination

VERY SIMPLE… all you havta do is just hop on some drugs.. and your imagination will do the rest. :]

who do you see flying?

The brain is an amazing thing and I fully believe there is much we can do, our brains just aren’t fully developed yet. I don’t know about flying, but I have reoccuring dreams about it. Someday I’m gonna find out!!!

yeah…you should just give up on your flying question…I think you might have to find out what makes you fly on your own…let me know if when you do

<3jaymie

i’m sorry but this is a really strange question.. no one can really fly sweetie..

Well, I’m not sure, but you can… fly in an airplane, u’ll still be air born! or you can close your eyes and dream of flying… idk, I really don’t think that we [human species] have learned the ability to fly. Although there is parts of the brain that we have not identified yet, maybe there is something for flying in those unidentified parts. Maybe you can be the first one to do such a thing! good luck! :)