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What are some good degrading man quotes?

I’m tired of hearing about women and sandwiches you know? There’s some jerk off’s in my English class and they always take it a little too far, I wanna counter it with something but I can never think of one. Any ideas?

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Answer #1

Oh, like “shut up and make me a sandwhich!”? Say, “Shut up and change the car oil!” or “Shut up and fix the sink!” or “Shut up and go wack off!” …

Answer #2

Save your breath… you’ll need it to blow up your date. ;)

Answer #3

Challenge his manhood ask him: DO YOU SIT DOWN TO PEE! Of course in a group setting is best.

Answer #4

Say “how many men does it take t change a lightbulb… one, men will screw anything”. or you could just ignore em and take it like a man *ahem that probably the wrong choice of words there :)

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