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Good chain letter ideas?

I found one that says:

If you don’t send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 60 seconds, a large bird with diarrhea will drop it’s bomb on your head at 5:00 pm today and the fleas of a thousand camels will infest your armpits. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of a friend of a friend’s neighbor’s cousin twice removed.

I find this hilarious. I hope you do too.

What’s your idea for a chain mail?

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Answer #1

Umm I get chain mail on aim a lot I think its pritty funny accept for this one time I read a bulletin on myspace that scared the hell outta mee and it said If I didnt repost it then the person that died was gunna come at night tew kill me and like I noo it sounds dum but the story sounded soo true and it all took place threw email and sum person stalking people! I was scared outta mii mind even tho those things are not true there was styll a part of Mee that hadda sleep with one eye open! L0L

Answer #2

So guess what… This is not your normal chain letter! When this girl 1st got it she didn’t believe it so she Deleted it. Then the next day her boy friend DUMPED HER FOR NO REASON AT ALL!!! So she rushed home & she restored it & sent it. Then she & her boyfriend made-up and he’s still her Boyfriend. Step 1. Say your Crush’s name until I say stop.. *

  • S T OP ! ! ! Step 2. Say how much you love your crush until I say stop. $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$ $ S T OP !! ! Now cross your fingers… DA DA DA DA Step 3. Do exactly as I say Send this to 5 people your crush will not forget you unti the day you die Send this to 10 people your crush will kiss you on you cheek Send this to 15 people your crush will kiss you on the lips Send this to 20 people your crush will date you Send this to 25 people Your crush will say ‘I love you’& mean It. Send this to 30 people Your crush will marry you… Don’t be stupid like she was!!! You have 15 minutes start sending!!! Good Luck! !
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