What's a good gift for my husband?

You read my mind.

it wouldn’t be as funny XD but i could do that. that damn scarf is gonna be as longer then my body

I’d say (with insight from Hayyim’s answer) Make Christmas and his birthday seperate occaisions. If he likes scarf’s, it’s a great Christmas gift because you made it yourself. The b-day part, you can fiqure that out (see Hayyim’s answer) I always “make” b-day and Christmas cards for my wife and she really loves it. I made one b-day card for her out of wood (sliced my damb finger on the table saw but didn’t let her know, told her it happened at work) I’ve even gone to the craft store up town and consulted with the old ladies to get stuff to “make” her a card. An old chliche, but it really is the thought that counts, I’m sure about that.

How about a Amazon Kindle, it is the best thingy ever.

give him a photo album including photos for both of you and short comments on them ..

Playboy? Playboy is about as Milquetoast as men’s magazines get. You call yourself “perverted?” I’m sure if you put your mind to it you can come up with something far more provocative than that. Lingerie? role reversal? any fetishes he enjoys?

you could pay for him to get a tattoo if hes into tatts ……maybe

the playboy idea was to get him to laugh -_- im much more perverted then you think