funnyyyy jokeeeeeee

Its thanksgiving day. A man calls his wife a btch and the wife calls her husband a basard…so the little boy goes up to his mom and says whats a btch and a bstard? His mom says a btch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen. The little boy goes outside and hears his neighbor say “put you penis into my vagina”! The boy goes to his mom and says whats a penis and a vagina? The mom says a penis is a coat and a vagina is a hat. The little boy goes upstairs where his dad is shaving…the dad cuts himself and says “sht”! The boy asks his dad whats sht? The dad said its shaving creme. The boy goes downstairs and heres his mom say “fck” He says whats fck? The mom says its a type of cutting. A few minutes later the neighbors come over and the little boy says “Hello bthes and bstards. MAy i take your penises and vaginas? my dads upstairs wiping the sht off his face and my moms in the kitchen fcking the turkey