Funny stories

I was driving & noticed a yard sale & everything was on their front lawn ( shoes, tables, fishing lines, camping stuff, toys) including a huge yellw tent which is what caught my eye,& so I stopped to have a look & im looking at everything & picking things up & putting them dwn again & then I walked into the tent & the whole time the lady is giving me a weird look but not saying anything, & anyway im in the tent browsing & I had to walk back out really quickly as it stunk like fish & so I thought okay, give it a good wash & it will go away, maybe ill get a discount because of the bad smell, so I asked the lady how much for the tent & she said $700 & im like what?? why so much, how much are they brand new & she said $700, & I sed well if I wanted to buy it today of you how much & she sed I don’t know why?

& I sed cause my family & I want a tent & its perfect size & she said id have to ask my husband if he wants to sell it,, & I then said huh, im confused, why then do you have it out here then if you have to ask your husband?

& she sed because we just got back from camping & im cleaning everything out before I pack it back up again!!!

I was like oh my GOD!!! how embarressing, I have never been so embarressed in my life, I was like ok, im going now!!