Funny one liner!

Hi, I need funny one line phrases to go on t-shirts me and some of my friends are getting when we go away next month!!! Any ideas

Answer #1

where are you going and is if for anything special?

Answer #2

Front– yes I have a nice bootie ( badonkadonk, a$$) Back– told ya so!

Answer #3

hi haterrr. (front) bye haterrr. (on the back)

I have one . ther pretty cool haha hope this helps ??

Answer #4

Front: Dont hate me because im beautiful Back: Hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am

Answer #5

If found please return to the pub

Answer #6

thankyou! some of these are fantastic, any more?!!!

Answer #7

“The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. “

“There are two rules for success: 1.) Don’t tell all you know. “

“Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge. “

“I don’t want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon.”

“Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right”

“Originality is the art of concealing your sources”

“All I ask is a chance to prove money can’t make me happy”

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