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Easter poem with rude humor, my original
As you know the easter bunny is quite funny But last year spent 4 months on the dunny To much chocolate made him get the runs So know you know why they chose that colour for this years hot cross buns
The cadbury company has done its part With there whole egg range now at kmart The bunny went to visist the queen But f*cked if he knew were her privates had been
Yet he still decided to give her his stick So he coated her eggs extra thick Then off he went to do some more good Which ofcourse every easter bunny should
He decided its time to visit the pope But got icredibly bored so he gave up hope The pope you see wasnt much fun As all he wanted to do was fill mr easter bunny’s buns With more sticky stuff that would give him the runs…
So off he went to visit the local jail But left suddenly feeling rather pale It seemed the inmates didnt want his eggs But something else between his legs
All these events have cause him much dispair And now finds life to be unfair So if he knocks unto your door Please dont treat him as a insignificant wh*re…
hahahaha!! that was good!
Nice poem, did you make it up yourself?
Yes , me a my sick humor…:) glad you enjoyed it…
oh why thank you my child!
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